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(-: User is left handed.
(-:
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
%-)
:*) User is drunk.
:*)
[:] User is a robot.
[:]
8-) User is wearing sunglasses.
8-)
B:-) Sunglasses on head.
B:-)
::-) User wears normal glasses.
::-)
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
B-)
8:-) User is a little girl.
8:-)
:-)-8 User is a Big girl.
:-)-8
:-{) User has a mustache.
:-{)
:-{} User wears lipstick.
:-{}
{:-) User wears a toupee.
{:-)
}:-( Toupee in an updraft.
}:-(
:-[ User is a vampire.
:-[
:-E Bucktoothed vampire.
:-E
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
:-F
:-7 User juust made a wry statement.
:-7
:-* User just ate something sour.
:-*
:-)~ User drools.
:-)~
:-~) User has a cold.
:-~)
:'-( User is crying.
:'-(
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.
:'-)
:-@ User is screaming.
:-@
:-# User wears braces.
:-#
:^) User has a broken nose.
:^)
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.
:v)
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face.
:_)
:<) User is from an Ivy League School.
:<)
:-& User is tongue tied.
:-&
=:-) User is a hosehead.
=:-)
-:-) User is a punk rocker.
-:-)
-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile.
-:-(
:=) User has two noses.
:=)
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.
+-:-)
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.
`:-)
,:-) Same thing...other side.
,:-)
|-I User is asleep.
|-I
|-O User is yawning/snoring.
|-O
:-Q User is a smoker.
:-Q
:-? User smokes a pipe.
:-?
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O-)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least).
O :-)
:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.
:-`
:-S User just made an incoherent statement.
:-S
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-D
:-X User's lips are sealed.
:-X
:-C User is really bummed.
:-C
<|-) User is Chinese.
<|-)
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.
<|-(
:-/ User is skeptical.
:-/
C=:-) User is a chef.
C=:-)
@= User is pro-nuclear war.
@=
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.
*<:-)
:-o Uh oh!
:-o
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
(8-o
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
*:o)
3:] Pet smiley.
3:]
3:[ Mean Pet smiley.
3:[
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
d8=
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator.
E-:-)
:-9 User is licking his/her lips.
:-9
%-6 User is braindead.
%-6
[:-) User is wearing a walkman.
[:-)
(:I User is an egghead.
(:I
<:-I User is a dunce.
<:-I
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.
K:P
@:-) User is wearing a turban.
@:-)
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-0
:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.
:-:
.-) User only has one eye.
.-)
,-) Ditto...but he's winking.
,-)
X-( User just died.
X-(
8 :-) User is a wizard.
8 :-)
-=* :-) User is a TeX wizard.
-=* :-)